3.18.2009

Cap'n_Sketchy's_Internet_Digestives.post

And now to some of the weird and wonderful items spit up from the bowels of the internet like some horrid reflux after a really big meal.

It's a well known fact that I like robots, quite a lot. I would like to build them, professionally as it were. I enjoy dancing like them. This blog has robot in the title. Honestly, what would you expect?

So it's always nice to come across the work of other people that like robots, like this guy. His name is Chris Grine and he's drawing 165 pictures of robots with... Stuff. No, this is not like that fiasco with the robots and dinosaurs attempting transtemporal transmorphic copulation. Also worth a look is one of my perennial favourites http://wetherobots.com. A charming webcomic describing itself as a comic/tragic alloy.


Awwww, poor guy.


It's a boy!

As a proponent of robotics and a guy with a kickarse workbench and a million projects on his mind, I must admit to having developed a bit of a nerdcrush on Bre Pettis, one of the founding members of NYCResistor, a hacking and robotics interest group in New York. Fans of XKCD and readers of Geekologie may have already come across the work of mr. Pettis, when he created a toaster that would automatically produce toast, but only if you had sufficient admin privileges.

While an automatic toaster is nice, I'm more of a fan of one of Bre's other inventions, The Cult of Done. For people who are satisfied by a job well done, or those who are only happy when tinkering, this makes a lot of sense. For everyone else, there's probably some decent mantras in there to live by in your daily life.

Ummmm, what else... Ah, yes. To those unaware, engineers have a secret nemesis: industrial designers. They get to come up with wonderful, fanciful ideas, that look very pretty, sound fantastic and do not work in reality. To these people, engineers are like babysitters, except that instead of sticking their crayon drawings on the fridge, we have to turn them into real products. I don't know who pays these people, but they're invariably cooler than me, which sucks.

Take this rocket surgeon for instance. He's modelled up a cybernetic prosthetic arm that looks like a Sony product. Great work, dude. Now where's the power supply gonna fit? Or the actuators? Or the neural YOU GET THE POINT. Eh. Again, this is a matter of jealousy, as bionics and neural interfacing has been an interest area of mine for quite a long time.

Anyway, the IEET website (http://www.ieet.org) that that link came from does actually contain some interesting reading as regards the ethics of robotics, human/machine interfaces and the potential use of technology to 'enhance' human beings. It's worth a look in for the more socially minded, but is probably useless to people who look at Cybermen or the Terminator series and immediately destroy your laptops in fear of assimilation.


Anyhoo, that's about as much linkdumping as I can stomach for now. Next time (or whenever, really) on the life robotic: The taller gentleman's guide to correct concert etiquette, and/or the cleanfeed filter in Australia (or more to the point, how much I hate the very idea).


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3.01.2009

Outdone_by_a_12_year_old.post

We've all felt the existential angst of not necessarily achieving everything we hope and plan to do. I'm sure that if you're reading this, at the very least there's something you've always wanted to do but haven't yet, or some grand plan you wanted to achieve.

Me, I wanted to cure cancer, invent anti-gravity transport, design robotic prosthetic limbs that interface with nerve tissue (Ghost in the Shell, yo!) and prove Einstein wrong by travelling faster than the speed of light. Oh and build a totally sweet electric bike from scratch. Some of these I still have plans for. Others I realise are a little more complicated than I can reasonably achieve.

Anyway, when you think about this sort of stuff, you always wind up comparing yourself to others, great figures of history and how old they were when they made some of their achievements. So if you want to feel really depressed, check out what this little smartarse has come up with (via Geekologie). Simple idea, but it works.



"Oh hello, Scott. Welcome to my invento-dome. I invented it you know."

Hmmmm. Workbench and Arduino board calling to me. Need to prove I'm smarter than a twelve year old.

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Fix-up_look-sharp.post

This would be blog attempt number 3.

The first was my old blurty account. I'm not gonna link it. It was mostly my excited rants about games I was looking forward to and how much work I was doing at uni. By the end it just turned into shit quizzes. Anyway.

The second attempt was here. It didn't last long and was mostly shameful self-indulgent twoddle. Also, it was boring.

So, bugger it. Upbeat posts, random blithering and copious links to tech-obsessive articles to follow. And maybe a bit of self-indulgent twoddle, I can't make any promises.

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